if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
send nudes
from the living room?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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