Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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