I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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