Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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