fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
