Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
so much tequila, so little girl.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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