doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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