Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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