but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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