I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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