I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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