sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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