Your dad touched me again.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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