CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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