Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Apparently you make a good broom.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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