do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
