Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Randomize
