How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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