God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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