Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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