i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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