you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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