i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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