wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
no you cant smoke seaweed
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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