I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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