The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Randomize
