I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
he thought i was a dude.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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