On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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