Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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