How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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