I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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