The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
