So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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