Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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