I have demons in me.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
