we have officially lost it.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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