i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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