Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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