I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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