So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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