Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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