I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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