covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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