Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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