I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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