You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
There are leaves in my underwear?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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