i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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