oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
