So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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