at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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