How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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