I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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