He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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