Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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